Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Warnings: None, really. Well, terminal lack of self-awareness, I guess.
Word Count: about 2,000
“Okay, first of all, apparently we were sleeping together for months and I didn’t even know about it, and then you broke up with me without telling me, and now you want to break up with me again just when it’s gotten to the point where I could actually get laid, and not a chance.”
Why You Should Read This:
It’s funny as hell. Astolat is very good at this sort of thing.